The Deaf community is very insulure as well

Hey so one of the things i learned in college as a CJ major is that cops often make lateral moves in their career from one department to the next.

I bet small town departments like this only get the amount of recruits they do so they can get hired with “small town standards” and then transfer to the big city they couldn’t hope to pass an interview with.

Well well well

I’m glad its not just my cows who find it funny to stand in front of my truck.

How has nobody recommended you beat one out?

Always shake hands with an old friend before you shake hands with a new friend.

Reddit just has sooo much of the niche stuff that i image it’ll probably always be the dom porn social media (unless reddit pulls a tumbler).

Bewitch?

What’s the b-word is it B*******?

The guy who shot john Wikes Booth was once solicited by prostitutes. He was so so appalled by his boner that he decided to castrate himself with pinking shears (scissors). He then goes to church and walks it off before seeing a doctor.

The real sad part is that he was undeniably driven insane by his work as a hat maker. Fur hats were shaped and then brushed with mercury, which led to hat makers getting mercury poisoning from the fumes.

Basically the poor guy melted his brain, chopped of his balls, enlisted into the union army and was forced to march on a boken leg, killed the most infamous man in the world, and was then locked up in an asylum.

I like domino’s too. They have an ass wrecking buffalo chicken pizza that I can’t get enough of

Im gonna be honest man, you sound like a total tard. It’s just pizza, i swear it has no effect on the war.

Like it or not pizza guys are people too

Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person’s age.

Sounds like a burned bridge. Be careful if you burn too many you’ll be stuck alone on an island