Oh how that made me laugh! Thank you!
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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023
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My wonderful and lovely wife.
114·1 year agoRemoved by mod
Oh FFS, lock him up already!
12·1 year agoDump your highschool sweetheart, she’s a cheating bitch when she goes off to college. Instead, date the girl you liked for 3 years but she didn’t come around until you started dating the one who broke your heart. Though she was late to the game, and broke your heart 3 years straight… when she came to you with that 12 page letter, she was legit. She found and married the guy who was just like you and they lived happily… until covid killed her early on in the covid saga. But if she’d married me, she wouldn’t have been in Georgia. She’d still probably have been a nurse, but not there. She might still be alive. Oh, and that rebound gal you dated, knocked up and married after the first gal, the cheater, broke your heart? She widows you. And shit just gets worse from there.
2·1 year agoNo wonder we cut it off. :)
Being shitty. Now I’m lucky, because I realize it. :)
I do this, and it is because I consider some people as soulless entities purely put here to stir up drama for this terrible reality show we all live in.
201·1 year agoYou wouldn’t have a chance, HR would have been notified instantly, because that’s creepy A.F.
This is the way.
2·1 year agoNeed to bring back nudgeable car bumpers. :)
Probably one of the future utopias, where there is no need for material wealth, where we have reached the point of being able to upload (and download back again) our consciousness, so we can have virtual worlds and real ones. No scarcity. Where we’ve mastered wormholes for travel.
Because American boomers treat them as 4 way stops and scream when they see a stream of cars zip by not giving them a turn. Their brains simply can’t understand how they work. Too much lead paint and leaded gas eating their minds, I guess. My own Dad still swears up and down it’s a 4 way stop and it’s an hour long rant when two or more cars go buy “because of those damn circles!”
He’d never make it in Europe. Not a chance.
I don’t, because I’m not a Chad.
Booby trap a few ships, see how long Iran keeps that crap up.
That’s because they were never His.
Remember who hit you kids… you won’t be small forever. :)
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