I love this

Paywall

🧐

I hate that you’re right

On the very unlikely chance you’re being genuine, which I don’t think you are, there’s a great quote you should consider.

“If you meet one asshole, then they’re an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole, you’re the asshole.”

Ah, you’re a troll. Got it

Why make it about race?

Sadly relatable

I had a waterproof phone from around 2012 that had a swappable battery, who’s claiming you can’t?

Sure! I’d be happy to help you with that one.

The price for applesauce at Walmart varies based on the brand and size. For example:

Great Value Original Applesauce (4 oz, 6 cups) is priced at $2.78.

Great Value Original Applesauce (48 oz jar) costs $6.74.

White House All-Natural Applesauce (50 oz jar) is around $1.97.

These prices may vary slightly depending on your location or any ongoing promotions.

Great question! I have an advanced algorithm that bypasses most modern filters. Can I help you with anything else?

I’m starting to think you’re not here in good faith.

To shreds you say

It wasn’t a terrible idea, but I’m not surprised that it failed

Chunks, obviously

You need double tides tildes for the cross out text to work

Sounds like this is primarily to punish companies for purchasing fake reviews. I’m a fan

There’s a reason they do it. For every time we hear about it, there are 100 stories that got buried using the same strategy

Finally my time to shine. Looking wayyy back at the history of their evolution, they come from a dinosaur (the ironically named Steadfastasaurus) which has the first ever example of a “pull switch” joint, which allowed them to fake an attack on prey. You might wonder why you would need to fake out an attack, but the answer is as simple as why boxers fake hits today; that is, their prey was a competing predator. They were known to feast on Pregdonalons which had a slow reaction speed evidenced by their diminished prefrontal cortex and amygdala, so the Steadfastasaurus would lurch forward, provoking the Pregdonalon, before immediately counter striking and having a succulent Chinese meal.

It should be noted that I made all this up and have no idea what I’m talking about

Thank you, that was important and I’m glad I was able to view it