I bought a Reddit t-shirt in 2014…

I honeymooned in Vermont last year and watched a woman from Massachusetts punch a teenage girl in the face out of the blue. Like completely unprovoked, clocked her right between the eyes.

Come to Columbus, Ohio. It doesn’t have the name recognition of Seattle or Denver, but it’s a pretty chill city with decent weather, good people, and a lower cost of living than just about anywhere else while also having job opportunities.

As excited as I am to see my home city actually growing and gaining national attention, I miss the chill cow-town vibes. Traffic is only gonna get worse from here.

I want whatever you’re on

I appreciate the social awareness, but can we just have a nice thread about elephants for once

Try potatoes. They’re ridiculously cheap (where I am) and loaded with nutrients.

Coomscrolling

I feel like the left need to reclaim patriotism. It’s hard to get the average voter excited for your policies when you’re constantly shitting all over their home. That’s why I hang my big American flag in my window, with my trans and pride flags in the others. Fuck you rednecks, come and take it.

Any bets on which state will be next? My bet is Mississippi.

Fly high, Gooners.

Look man, gooners just wanna jack it in peace.

quit JAQing off bro

Then I can’t eat all the wide variety of delicious meals that are only possible with a slow cooker.

Living in Ohio with my trans husband, we’re moving to Vermont this summer to get away from it all. I feel like I’m shirking my duty by taking our votes with us, but we really don’t want to be here come November. Ohio has gone to Trump two for two, and I’m not feeling lucky on number three.

My husband is FTM trans and we’re starting to get worried, living in Ohio. We’ve made the decision to move to Vermont this August because I just can’t guarantee his safety anymore. His family is wholly unsupportive and mine, while not malicious, just doesn’t get why we’re making such a big deal out something so small. It’s always “well [town name] is [town name], it’s always been rednecky, you just need to hunker down and wait for it all the blow over”. Not like this, and I don’t want to move into one of the 3-Cs just to have the whole state go tits up. It sucks, but at least in VT he’ll have access to a doctor. That and Ben & Jerry’s.

Hey now, the chicken don’t taste homophobic.

There’s nothing bizarre about it at all. It’s exactly what they’ve been saying they were going to do for the past five years.

TF is the president supposed to do here?