That’s not a “never”

I love the voice change, it makes it sound like it’s saying the item with massive air quotes so suddenly everything sounds like a euphemism for something terrible

I want more of this guy

Nah, the nakedness was meant to symbolize humanity gaining self-awareness, which separates them from the purity and innocence of other animals. After Adam and Eve eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, they realize they’re naked and feel instinctively ashamed of that (as most people would, but regular animals wouldn’t), so they cover themselves with leaves. In fact IIRC, the fact that they’re covering themselves up is what tips off God that they ate the fruit.

I’ve always just assumed our particular corner of space is considered the “Florida” of the universe

Alternate title: Find someone who can sit on your face

So this is totally random and unsolicited, but I’ve seen you around some of the communities I’m in and I noticed you sometimes use slashes to emphasize words (e.g. /actual/). Maybe that’s a personal preference, but just in case, I thought I’d let you know that Lemmy supports Markdown formatting, so you can italicize words by wrapping them in asterisks. For example, *actual* becomes actual

See a doctor

I think you’re confusing civilization with utopia

ITT: Marketing specialist vs engineer

Well you didn’t think that sling was just made of out any old leather, did you?

Save an ox, plow a farmer

🎵 Do you wanna rob a pet shoooop?

Come on, let’s go get paaaaaid 🎶

Get weird about that thing you’re weird about

I want this cross stitched over my mantelpiece

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“You’re running from me, now”

My dumb ass was sitting here for a minute trying to figure out what sort of gremlin drinks booze from a bowl before I realized you meant weed 🤣

He’s silent, but deadly

There ought to be a fourth panel with the dino struggling to remember the important thing it was just doing

The image won’t load for me but given the context I think I’m okay with that