No. A lot of them work with each other, but not all toilets are the same.

Thanks, Phineas and Ferb!

It’s possible, but once we get involved in the war, we’ll have the means of travel AND the guns, and of course, our insatiable desire to conquer.

They’re better off leaving us alone.

I apologize for my snarky remark, but I’m not playing this game with you.

I’ve fallen victim to trying to tap a screenshot of a share or download button quite a few times.

Democrats used to be the conservative party before Nixon (my timing might be off) said “Hold my beer” and turned the Republicans into the regressive Christian theocracy it is today.

So, the civil war thing doesn’t really count because it was a different party with different ideals under the same name.

There are also very few people who take everything extremely literally, yet here you are.

“Put on your own oxygen mask before assisting others.”

There’s little to nothing I can do to fix world hunger, if I can’t feed myself.

That’s probably alright, just keep an eye out. Let her know about the crazy stuff before he eases her into it.

Also, it’s not the boyfriends fault. He was raised in it and doesn’t know better. Assuming he’s otherwise a good kid, talking shit on him will not help the cause.

Yeah, but we reserve the word cult for the most dangerous ones.

You should ask your daughter about Scientology.

Does she explain it like it’s ridiculous, or credible?

You might want to show her that clip from South Park if she doesn’t realize it’s batshit crazy.

Teach her (don’t force her, that never works) before she falls in with a cult and you lose her forever.

I touched boobies.

I think you just invented the Metaverse.

I would say it’s better to not have an opinion than to have an uninformed opinion.

Like a kid who has a strong opinion on a food that they’ve never tried. How can you know you don’t like something if you never tried it? Sure.

You could look at the ingredients and if you don’t like anything that goes in it you can assume that you wouldn’t like the end product, but at least some thought went into at that point.

Happens to me sometimes too.

I’ve literally told a story of something that happened to me, just to have that person say that it happened to THEM and I’m just remembering the time they told me about it.

Or, maybe I just read about that happening. 🤔

Trust me bro, I heard it FIFTH HAND from the source!

Welcome to misinformation on the Internet!

If YOU don’t know, and someone is confident in their answer, you can’t possibly know if they know for sure or not.

And when someone else who DOES know disagrees, how do you know which one is lying? You don’t! You can only go by who SOUNDS more right, and that is often manipulated by what you wanted to believe before the conversation even started!

Ok, how about…

The first submarines didn’t have a periscope. They just had a porthole in the front so you could see if you were going to hit anything. It was called the collide-o-scope.

I don’t get it

But I don’t think it paints anyone in an unfair light. Now, if they called them antisemitic, anti-Israel, or anti Jewish rioters, that would be painting them in an unfair negative light, but when you get a relatively neutral term even though you would prefer an edgier one, that’s not the journalists fault.

I would’ve rather been known as “Heroic defender of the marginalized and downtrodden”, but I guess I’m ok with just “Democrat” in the headlines.