Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
No no… That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker… so I guess it is about the police after all.
Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.
If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.
Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.
I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.
Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)
I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version
Clearly you’ve never wanted to submit a seven-fingered hand as part of the return
The good people of Texas are trying but this state is crazy gerrymandered. Ken Paxton is a cancer upon society.
How do you make it illegal to sleep on your own planet (which is something every human must do)?
Imagine going from one of America’s heros after 9/11 to absolutely tanking your reputation and financial well being for the Cheeto in Chief
If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.
I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.
No. There are too many people on this planet.
Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.
It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?