Religious people being duped into dying in order to ‘meet jesus’. They got what they wanted, so everything worked out in the end.

I think making a game people want to play is more important.

You can sell their wool for profit. So you gain profit from the sheep, profit from the solar panels, and save money on mowing.

You’ve completely missed the point.

I wonder if the astronauts regret going up in the Boeing now.

Disc golf?

This is the right answer. It’s so if you’re wearing tightly tailored pants you have some dick space so you’re not imprinting and showing it off to everyone.

If you buy good quality, you can feel the effects. But the vast majority is trash.

My mom is convinced the covid vaccine is going to kill me.

“The U.S. Department of State has a “do not travel” advisory for Haiti and urges U.S. citizens there to leave immediately.”

These guys really thought they were special and thought Jesus would save them. Lol.

It was so foggy that I’m not surprised the car couldn’t figure out what was happening. The guy also said his car had driven towards trains twice before, so he’s definitely a dumbass for continuing to use self driving, especially in heavy fog.

No need, there’s plenty up there for you!

The lizard people have taken over too!

Is it okay to use Twitter to look at gay porn?

I’m going to guess this is either a local law or a misunderstanding

But fat quiz of the year 2023

This is the same issue I have. It’s too different and clunky to me and every time I try it I have to switch back.

The only Santa I’ll recognize is a drunk German!

Did you not get on the mailing list?

Salty from the sound of it.

The old rules applied to nickel batteries or whatever the last gen was called.