When he dies you’re gonna miss that shit. I’d reccomend saving a couple of those voicemails.

Stupid questions.

Do they call you downpunxx because you go down on every swinging dick within half a mile?

I knew there’d be at least one of you twats in this thread.

That’ll work perfectly with the contacts I already have saved.

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“Survival preppers” lol. My year worth of food and water made the pandemic extremely un stressful for me. I did miss toilet paper tho.

I bet you’re just awesome to hang out with.

I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.

Floormat

they means

Lmao

Jesus! Do you have a Butler to wipe your ass for you too?

Same here, hell, I’d volunteer for early access testing. My teeth suck.

I was gonna hang one off my rearview mirror.

Obviously not, I said they work.

My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.

Coup. COUP! It’s not a fucking chicken house!

Nice! What’s the car?

That’s not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.

It would be great fun indeed, but we can already kill all the feral hogs we want, in any manner we choose, and we still have a shit load of them.