Is he wearing a onesie?

Sugar used to come in big cones

Smelli

Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp

Will they do overnight shipping? Oh and imagine how much of a pain would to wait for your car to arrive and then they say you weren’t home

A dog is a dog’s best friend

I like the last one. Have you read about the penis tree?

Hmm I mustache a question as this intrigues me

Cinderella would be pissed if she knew

Some say its the precursor to ptp connections

So are you pro or anti biotics?

If you think about it when you sit on a toilet you are connected to a series of tubes there are other people connected to it too. Its a butt to butt connection system

Just the beans

How big is it in beans pray tell

Is there a fantasy fat bear league for this?

How often would you like an update about beef stroganoff?

I’d recommend the Epson EcoTank series. They don’t use cartridges, the ink comes in bottles and are quite cheap and lasts a while. They are inkjet tho, unless you’re doing lots if colour printing, theyre ok. Not sure if theres 3rd party inks.

You know when kids play roshambo and then one kid screams “I’m the winner” and the other kid being not too happy also screams “ Noo! I’m the winner!”

So Diarrhoea Plane is a thing now?

But is the poop standard?