It’s one banana, how much could it cost, $10?

Those morons couldn’t handle a Tamagotchi

Why tho, he’s innocent

$4 is 27% of $15. Are you telling me that this calculator has a greater than 27% chance of failing within 1 year? If so, I’ll shop elsewhere. If not, your warranty is a ripoff and I’ll shop elsewhere.

You are the product.

Pretty sure that building belongs more to the students than to the cops.

Since when does Congress ban websites or dictate what apps people can have on their devices? Regardless of how you feel about this particular company, I feel like no one is talking about the internet-killing precedent that’s being set here, and that should be concerning.

Eyes was just code for skin

Good. Now do Jim Jordan.

Nothing in the constitution that says we can’t have a dictator.

• Supreme Court, probably

Only if he sells it

Alberta

Article says 10% over 4 years. That’s nothing.

Does that axiom really apply to billionaires?