Similar to movie theater seats. No one else in the theater, the next person walks in and sits right behind me except no GPS.

I believe that life as we know it exists somewhere else in the universe .

Just wait till your flashlight needs to connect to wifi via an app that you download and log in via Facebook or Google and only works if gps is enabled and it also has to have access to your contacts and it gets your first born child.

I had a microwave that moved the plate side to side which worked really well for heating anything solid, but heating liquids usually resulted in a mess.

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It’s a water heater, not a hot water heater, why would anyone want to heat water that’s already hot?

I suppose you feel the same way on the “soup is cereal” too?

I’ve got a cat that does the same thing, just licks the gravy, I made the mistake one day of getting the patte, my other cat scarfed it down no problem, but miss priss sat there next to her bowl looking at it then looking at me like um this must be fixed immediately.

Don’t forget Brawndo, it’s what computers crave.

The supreme cunts can just change their ruling whenever they feel like it, so as long as it’s their boss tRump it’s fine but anyone they tRump doesn’t like they’ll just make another decision saying you can’t do that anymore.

That scene where Raphael shouts damn broke my 10 year old brain, the ninja turtles cussing 😳

Well if you or someone you don’t like was injured give us a call.

If you’ve been injured by a self driving truck call our office right away as you may be entitled to compensation.

Well I’m 1/8 dolphin, my great great grandmother was a dolphin princess.

“I’m gonna take a vacation” - Clarence Thomas

Summer is just around the corner, time for another luxurious vacation for the Thomas family.

Typically deadly force can only be used if you think your life or safety is threatened, the police will still investigate the shooting and if they think your life or safety might not have been in jeopardy you’ll end up in court hoping to justify your actions to a judge and jury.

And I’m saying that gay people as well as Jewish people can also be bigoted towards each other, but I’m not suggesting that they are the root of why the bigotry existed in the first place.

Except for the fact that Jewish people sometimes are antisemitic . This does not mean all Jewish people are antisemitic nor does it suggest that Jewish people are the root of antisemitism as your logic would seem to suggest.

Never worked a job where coworkers touched, slapped or groped each other. I did have a coworker who was keeping a “journal” on a shared computer write about wanting to choke me, I reported him to my supervisor nothing came of it. He eventually threatened a coworker in front of an office full of people , he was immediately fired after that.