Dwemthy (he/him)

It’s a wonderful game with one fatal flaw: it’s too late to kick someone when they call me cringe for saving Doretta’s head

Puzzmo.com is great

But it clearly says lunar eclipse

It’s a lunar eclipse, the Earth is eclipsing the moon, preventing it from reflecting the light of the sun

Sprinkles

https://ff8isthe.best/

To reach the top shelf

The pace drove me a bit mad. So much stuff front loaded with all kinds of things in play, then you reach a point where they want you to wait X in game days for a crucial item so it grinds to a halt

Minute, pronounced like “my newt”, means tiny

You can make a free account, some of the articles just require a free account and others require a paid subscription. I can read this one with my free account

Ours is a fun god!
Ours is the sun god!
Ra ra ra!

Having a regular schedule of updates helps get individual big fixes or features out faster. You may not notice a difference because you may not experience the bugs that are being fixed. There may be slight changes to features that you don’t use enough to notice. There could even be features that are disabled until they’re remotely enabled. Mobile apps often run A/B tests for changes to see how those changes affect user behavior, so you might be in the “no change” test cohort when you don’t see changes, those changes may never activate on your installation if the test doesn’t pan out.

I recently convinced my team to adopt this practice so I’ve been brushing up on it. When done right it can mean a more stable app and quicker response to issues since it relies heavily on monitoring app performance, bug reports, and user reviews. Communication to users is hard since you don’t want to have every update be “fixed bugs” but it’s also unnecessary to say “fixed an issue where a batch upload job didn’t handle individual errors by retrying” for each change that may not actually impact you as a user but which impacts the business that builds the app.

Natural selection is dead.

What a concept

Black Hole Sun

I’ve seen people staple their arms because they couldn’t think of anything better to do. You can have an impulse that you don’t actually want to do but which you follow through on

Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess

What’s with all the antisemitic dog whistles on screen whenever he’s talking about people fawning over shitty games?

Like the real Jesus would run as a Democrat. At least with the Devil you know where you stand! /s

Doesn’t read past headlines

But with all the solids strained out