Counter-point

The whole article reads like satire.

If a solar sail can work, why not fart propulsion?

You’re awesome for this answer, thank you.

Well, now both seem right. Can we get a physicist consultation? If you pull a rope bridge from both sides, it raises it. But if low enough, that puts you in the water…?

2nd one is cuter and funnier

This is so cool. Are you climbing to get the photos? Big lens?

A couple of days ago, I heard a screech sound behind my building. Thought it was foxes, but my Merlin app said it was the begging call of young Great Horned Owls. Last night, I heard an adult more faintly. I would love to actually see them.

Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart…

Not if the chain were pulled taut enough.

Yep. There were literal meetings on Capitol Hill between Republicans and billionaires planning to buy the failing newspapers for more propaganda reach. I was invited and my then-boss attended.

1. Yes, 2. Huh?

Before I met my wife, I was incomplete. Now I’m finished.

lol

This time it’ll work!

womp womp

Probably The Naked Gun

Fetch sounds streets ahead.

If you gamble and fart and and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Why are you so quick to say that?

yeah

Thank goodness it wasn’t the son.

Learn how to be happy alone. Simple!

Really though, if you figure this out, a lot of other things click into place. I used to think it was impossible. Just words miserable people said to make themselves feel less lonely.

Okay, sometimes it’s still that, but I’ve come to enjoy being able to focus on whatever I want to focus on without the distractions, drama, and/or gnawing desperation.