They’re orders of magnitude more real looking.

The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.

I’ll blackmail ur meat industry bb

Maybe you aren’t that good at writing code

IMO this is such an important thing about life. You can’t control most of what happens to you, but what you can control is your attitude & your reaction. You often don’t need to have an opinion, a preference, or a response to a situation/event.

Why did you use a quote and not use any of his words, or even the gist of what he said? At no point in that comment did he approach saying that

Did marijuana write this comment

It’s really the perfect life. I want nothing more than to be a little man faffing about all day

Great, but what kind? Is there a bundle I can buy easily? People go the cloud route because of simplicity

She’ll pay for your Uber, it’s a good deal!

I’m surprised more of you aren’t using my mom, she gets around

Ah the classic off-by-one error. It’ll never go away

Wonderful, thank you

I remember playing Jedi Knight on the Internet Gaming Zone

My back hurts

Depends on your technique I suppose. I’m a continental guy so I tend to drift

What’s your favorite one? I only have a POTV One and it’s perfect for me. I rarely smoke so I don’t need anything too complex

Jacking off. I’m really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I’ve tried the police get called.

Let them. Let republicans sue and drive the youth vote away further, let loan servicers emphasize how fucking ghoulish they actually are. Let it fuel actual legislation to change this shit.

Jacking off?

We couldn’t have done it without you