How am I funny? Like a clown?
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Cake day: May 13th, 2024
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Election drinking bingo. Back to you, Wolf.
261·8 days agoA lot of countries in South America had very strict rules. Double-mask requirements, mandatory vaccines, stay-at-home days. What they perhaps lacked in access to vaccines, they tried to make up with those stricter rules. They also made deals with China & Russia for their vaccines, in lieu of limited access to Pfizer etc.
71·8 days agoSports jerseys are even worse. You pay a fortune, to wear plastic, and then you have 3-4 sponsors plastered all over the shirt.
4·8 days agoLove when he takes off his shoes
Fair. It’s all hyperbole these days.
That’s over 10% though
Unless I actually have mud or dirt on my face, it only gets cleaned with water in the shower. Dove soap bar for rest. Pure aloe vera (or as close as possible) applied to the face to help with dryness when needed.
Thanks friend!
I’d like to phone a friend
Yes, it will be the most important thing in my life. I even brought my divorce papers here to prove it.
True true true
Perhaps the technique is off. Never broken a shoehorn.
2·15 days agoTbh, you’re probably right. It’s the same reason that solar finally is seeing an uptick, and how cryptography works. Solar makes financial sense now, and cryptography is all just about how much money you would need to spend to crack a password.
Just jail the CEO. Maybe their salary will finally be justified, if they’re willing to take the risk.
4·15 days agoI see Mastodon?
Pretty much what I do exactly. I have an app that notifies me 1hr before it’s 8hrs from wake up time. So basically, I get notified 9hrs before I want to wake up. I go to sleep 8hrs before, but realistically fall asleep around 7.5hrs before I want to wake up. Then, if I feel groggy when I wake up, I do a 30min snooze. Sometimes I’ll also take a caffeine/theanine pill before the 30min snooze. Then you reallly wake up.
Sleep cycles are usually around 90mins, so you could theoretically get 2 of those in before 7am. Or, you could try doing something calming for 90mins, and only get one cycle in. Yoga, reading a book etc.
Watch some good debaters
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