Haha 2025?! It’s 2015, i just checked me calendar and … Oh NO

It looks a great deal like a Royal Enfield, but I couldn’t tell you which model. A Bullet, maybe?

They’ll start using the traction control sensors to circumvent this life hack

This will go nicely with the Nokia 3310 we sent last year

The way I understand it:

Connectome: Displays the synapses between individual neurons

Projectome: The links between regions of the brain via neurons that synapse across regions (basically a subset of the connectome)

So if the connectome is a map of every road, highway, dirt path in the USA, the projectome is a map of the interstates between major cities.

Please someone tell me if this is way off base.

4. Resume consumption of your succulent Chinese meal

I love how on point this comment is from someone who’s not been following the bed shitting lol

Avoid Bambu 3D Printers!

Even if he mistakenly blew a dog tuba there seems to be very little long term damage caused, partly because our news cycle is saturated with equally disturbing behavior from others in positions of power

There are not enough hundred dollar bills in the world to wipe off the stench of being branded a doody-head by the fediverse.

Thank you for your well thought out response to what might otherwise be dismissed as a trolling attempt.

On the whole, absolutely. As a quantifiable metric that presents well to leadership? Sorry, bub.

And as much as he may tell you otherwise, Jackson is your pal dick face

I’ve been testing this for years now and the transition has been seamless

LLEEEEERRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYY

taste and smell aren’t helpful in a driving situation

How else will I know when I forgot to release my parking brake?

Sounds about right. This keeps happening at my job, executives throwing good money after bad in an attempt to get some return on their investment. If we had just cut our losses years ago we’d be in a much better place now.

Minorities. Immigrants. Illegals. The poor. The middle class. Big tech. The economy. China. India. They will always find something.

Google is so bad now and has been for a while, it’s tough to believe its name is still synonymous with search.

I’ve been toying with the idea of using Kagi, but paying for a search engine is still such a foreign concept for me. I think if you can find a good SearXNG instance you’ll have a much better time.

X also gonna give it to ya

It comes with a free frozen yogurt. That Microsoft calls frogurt.

Remember when they removed ultrasonic and radar sensors in favor of “Tesla Vision”? That decision demonstrably cost people their lives and yet older, proven tech continues to be eschewed in favor of the cutting edge new shiny.

I’m all for pushing the envelope when it comes to advancements in technology and AI in its many forms, but those of us that don’t buy Teslas never signed up to volunteer our lives as training data for FSD.