The fact that you used AI to write this is… perfection.

She’s seen a doctor already for the frequent bathroom trips?

I’m an absolutely fantastic employee, at least, my performance reviews and bonuses support the image. I also have absolutely terrible anxiety about mundane deadlines. Some paperwork that takes 3 minutes might be put off for an extra day or two while I spend hours day and night on my actual responsibilities. It’s an issue.

The number of obscure guides and download collections… I do pray someone is archiving it properly.

Read over it again, and there’s 3 tiers. Local, apple cloud, and then chatgpt. It won’t prompt for Apple cloud requests.

There’s apparently different tiers, where some stuff is done locally but anything slightly complex would require it go to apple’s servers.

The irony of my app having (well, trying to) ads is not lost on me.

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Luckily google keeps track of your every movement by default 🙂

I really don’t need a screenshot of my bank login or account numbers in the cloud 🤷🏽‍♀️ it’s a cool concept in theory, I’ll give it that, but reality is harsh.

The announcement of the AI recall thing was enough to stop me from ever buying another Windows device. Best wishes for your job, though!

Is this supposed to be difficult?

With YouTube kids, and the popularity of channels like cocomelon, I’d be surprised if it’s less than 75%…

People dealing with these types of issues are just a little tired of hearing “just go for a walk, drink some water, and go to sleep” from everyone, nothing personal.

yikes.

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