What’s wrong with no water pollutants? It’s around drinking water reservoirs so they don’t get contaminated in a case of an accident…

FYI Sony phones have both audio jack and microSD slot throughout their whole range.

I’m pretty sure human tails would be covered in something like pubic hair. I hate it.

For me the most important thing about my smartphone is battery life. It needs to have USB-C for convenient charging and accessories - I have tiny USB-C DAC with headphone jack that drives my wired headphones. Also I use it with my external SSDs while traveling to move data between devices.