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…now that looks like a fine place to celebrate my hundred-and-eleventh birthday…

…can i reposition my taskbar?..no?..then it’s not the f*cking same…

…they can’t just casually mention the alan-lee-designed elven throne set at its head and not show it!..

…only if you’re an elf or have access to diamond dust worth at least one hundred gold pieces…

take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
and build them a home, a little place of their own
the fletcher memorial home for incurable tyrants and kings
they could appear to themselves everyday on closed-circuit TV to make sure they’re still real
it’s the only connection they feel

…i should clarify: upgrades from windows 7/8 were free…

…windows 10 was free to a lot of people; it’s a pretty solid OS and i’d be happy to pay a fair price for ongoing support…

…every once in awhile i listen to top fourty countdowns from the mid-eighties, not necessarily because i enjoy the music, but because i’m mesmerised by the time-warp effect of revisiting period radio programs…

…i disliked a lot of the music then but i enjoyed the shared cultural experience of legitimately popular broadcast media, and retrospectively it’s a window into a world which no longer exists…

…i mean, people pay restaurant money for ramen these days, too: every peasant food gets its day in due time…

…it definitely changes when used to top meatloaf…

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…that’s - odd…

…delicious staple, love it with spinach leaves and coarse-chopped roma tomatoes on top…

…sunshine sandwich!..

…that’s peculiar and i totally respect it…

…i used to do that with a thick layer of thinly-sliced colby cheese…

…i despise ketchup but i still love five way…

…that’s - incredibly interesting…

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…i used to do that until i discovered weevils in my spaghetti in college…