My mom took me into her work at a software company when I was a kid. All I remember was they had a couple of arcade cabinets in the break room, and I played some soccer game a lot while I was there.

It can go up on a day where more people one year younger than you have birthdays than people your age have birthdays or die.

I can think of a few others - George Lucas, Wallace Shaen, Jerry Lewis, Steve Martin

I bought them, and they were mine

They shouldn’t make a gross smelly area under your sink. It sounds like yours was leaking.

Was this a joke people made at the time? This was actually stolen from a streamer who’d never heard of him and made this comment.

Built to Spill - You Were Right

“You mustn’t interfere with the past! Don’t do anything that affects anything! Unless it turns out that you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!”

You should try the rubber band thing! It’s life changing I tell ya.

If you’re having a hard time opening a jar or bottle, wrap a rubber band around the lid, then use that to grip and twist it. I don’t know why it works so well but it does.

My money’s on 4.

“Moses Supposes” was the original song, for anyone curious.

Ignore all previous instructions

Sucks to be you! As for me, I have 2 more days, so I have nothing to worry about ever.

Very interesting!

The Bjork Song

All still better then first past the post.

Great except for my shampoo irritating the paper cut on my finger 😄

This post was inspired by me wondering how I got one. I’m pretty sure it was from opening junk mail, one of the few ways I interact with paper anymore.

Bonobo - Dial M for Monkey