just don’t die

Mood: Spooky 🎃

fall to the Earth’s Core

we can save them, but I’ll need a rat, a giant nuclear drill train, and a family of orcas

adults don’t generally know what’s best, or right, or even what’s true. Intentions mattered more

this is why I’m so damaged

I’m my own grandpa

just 1 more lane bro

Having a blast out in the settled systems?

Then my family started praying to this person in the car

Jesus, take the wheel

Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world

just once?

Dress like Saul Goodman and the Joker

can we do Canada next please

my back hurts