We are past the soap and ballot box stages.

Hoist the sales!

A really really bad joke.

In the teenage boy caught in the hyper masculine world of American highschool? Yes.

In the actualized adult trying to understand myself and the world? Also yes.

They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

Sure. Just don’t expect me to get out of bed on your “farm”, Maggie.

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

And I think he may have even said to not change it for him. I could be wrong though.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.

Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell both served in Congress well after they died.

And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

Or air lock.

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

Only if my balls feel like they’re going to slip out.