Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

And I think he may have even said to not change it for him. I could be wrong though.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.

Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell both served in Congress well after they died.

And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

Or air lock.

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

Only if my balls feel like they’re going to slip out.

X(Twitter) = Biggest Nazi bar on the Internet

See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.

Umm… Isn’t that what Amazon does at a global scale?

Hmmmmm. Been thinking about starting a youtube channel. Maybe ballads to the CEO could be the theme. I wonder how long before I get called in by hr.

China has entered the chat.

Is this in reference to pdiddy?

I want to say pour one out to my dead Honda. But that was my first car that never leaked.

Literally thousands. That’s all the humans that are left.