“I am watching my friend play a game that I like. She is playing it for the first time!”

Fair enough, I’ll change that bit.

But that’s what makes dogs so great.

I love dogs. Hearts of gold. Heads of stone.

🤔

NGL, I’ve read some stories with unreliable narrators that turned out to be a huge waste of time in the end, too.

Yeah, put on a helmet for heaven’s sake!

Not the end of the world, but probably not the kind of “quality time with the kids” most parents hope for! 😝

I miss Mitch 😢

that’s how furry stuff was invented

*ahem*

She’s taking a break.

“They should have sent a poet.”

“Blah, now it is time to stalk the night for blood! Except Mittens is sleeping in my lap and I am trapped here!”

“You’re about to get tyrannosaurus wrecked!”

Also: KMFDM Sucks.

“Do you have a cat? No? Well you do now!”

When you commit to doing sick-ass tricks, it’s for life.

If your employer wants to spend its money on certification, by all means go for it

For real, if you haven’t already try to find every bit of employer-paid training that’s available, it’s worth looking into. My workplace has a corp Microsoft learning account that will pay for one certification test a year, and other deals with online training platforms for free classes that don’t result in “certificates” exactly, but do provided verifiable proof of completion you can post to your LinkedIn or socials. (The real benefit is the knowledge you gain of course, but it’s nice to have some acknowledgment of what you’ve learned.)

“Alex has produced something called a ‘commission.’”

Who lives in a pineapple under under the sea?