Nice! I’m going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who’s opposite page…

“Future Farmers of America”

Sweet or dill?

“Paige, yes!”

“Silly kitty, you shouldn’t dry fire a revolver without a snap cap, so silly yes you are!”

From now on, I will always think of regular Bowser as “Meat Bowser”.

Ah, must be a morning person.

You’re not wrong, but people also die of behaviors that stem from loneliness. I’d suggest it’s not a complete waste to examine.

Apparently they solved the issue of how to keep the waste salt from clogging up the system.

All the things the cops would want this bot to do are prohibited by rules or by the potential for public outrage; no facial recognition, no offensive capabilities, it’s basically just a camera drone. But that will change when the rules change, or when people stop paying attention… if this thing can avoid being trashed for more then ten minutes after it’s deployed.

Nailed it.

Partly it’s convenience, but I think the main reason is you can get cheddar and bacon flavored spray cheese.

Silicon Valley is where all the VCs are. They make a lot of their funding decisions based on whether they like hanging around with a founder or not. You’re more likely to get money out of them if you’re fun to drink beers with than if you have a great business plan.

Did… did that man double-click on a link?

I guess this means I’ll need yet another, different colored wastebin just for coffee now. I mean I’ll do it if it helps, but I can only fit so many receptacles in my kitchen. Meh, I’ll just put the rest in the twins’ room.

fire everyone + break everything = the everything app

“I’ve had one of my trademark changes of heart.”

“Skynet was developed to be the command and control system for the military food delivery robots.”

Turns out it was kids who were bad for kids all along.

Fawning has come to be recognized as a common response to fear, trauma, or stress.