Don’t google “meatspin”.

Or do, I’m not your mother

Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong

I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore

One more pun and I’m calling The Police.

You mean like maple syrup?

before:2023

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It’s got feathers, it’s a bird smh

Keep your fridge stocked with their favorite stuff. The way to anyone’s heart is through the stomach.

My dad stopped buying chocolate milk a few years ago and now they wonder why I don’t visit them as much. I’m 34 and chocolate milk is still a great incentive. Shit’s expensive.

Yo that’s kinda demeaning to people without dicks.

They’re spineless and witless and heartless and brainless and feckless. But the presence or lack of a dick has no bearing on character.

Yeah, I don’t know if free speech covers this.

We (Allies) never made peace with the Nazis. We crushed their military and hanged any officials that didn’t eat cyanide, but there was no treaty or surrender. We didn’t even let the Germans govern themselves until we could figure out who wasn’t a Nazi.

I would argue that anyone who flies that flag is effectively pledging allegiance to an enemy. And like… The enemy. The guys who industrialized genocide and literally tried to take over the world.

So idk about shooting them if they’re just jerking each other off in the street. But I would like to channel Aldo Raine and carve swastikas into their foreheads.

Presidents Georg, who lives in white house & dies every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

For food prep surfaces, most restaurants use a form of quaternary sanitizer. They’re usually sold concentrated and hooked up to a dispenser that dilutes to the correct ratio. You can buy it online but it’s definitely overkill for a home cook.

Just use dish soap and hot water. Add a little bleach if you really need the surface sanitized.

Fucking Mitch McConnell might qualify as necrophilia

Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame – a frame that’s a gateway to a world of imagination. Wipe your mind on the welcome mat. You’re about to enter…

The Scary Door.

Man you’re so cool

Yikes

Did you read the article? She died two days after the lightning strike.

Penguin