Nobody but you poops and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you.
(Trying to make an early Family Guy reference here, but all I can find on YouTube is Rick and Morty, so maybe I’m misremembering)
Nobody but you poops and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you.
(Trying to make an early Family Guy reference here, but all I can find on YouTube is Rick and Morty, so maybe I’m misremembering)
I was born with a deviated septum and, despite at least two surgeries attempting to repair this, have never recovered. I have almost no sense of smell.
For any food which has toppings durable enough to endure, I eat it upside down. Pizza and cake are prime examples. Why would you ever want the actual flavor hidden behind a thick layer of, in various forms, bread? The bread is the transportation medium, not the food. Don’t get me wrong, I love bread and carbs, but they’re not the appeal of most dishes.
This is exciting news, but the abbreviation makes me want to go to the Amigara Fault.
This is a video of a seal getting startled.
The human recording seems tedious, but I love the video nonetheless.
The effort to avoid smudging is commendable.
The use of the word “handles” is not.
I learned this on cracked.com! I don’t remember how long ago it was, but I wonder if they had a similar source.
For the immediate future, I will assume that “Chihuahua Taco” is a grammatically correct Spanish sentence.
Talk to that guy who recently posted about being exposed to Taco Bell for the first time.
Just because I’ve owned two Chihuahuas in my life doesn’t mean I approve of the franchise!
edit: Also, I don’t actually speak (or read or write) Spanish, so this is the only comment to which I can usefully respond. I have no actual ire toward you.
Everyone should have responded in Spanish.
Possibly purely by chance.
Or the efforts of John Titor.
Not only is this true and annoying, but other things about the ads are getting worse, too.
I recently had to factory reset my TV and, after the first time I opened the YouTube app, immediately had to find the “don’t play video preview” option. It worked, except for the huge banner ad at the top of the list of videos, which still saw fit to play with deafening sound when I didn’t immediately change the video selection. I can’t find a setting to disable this.
Also, I’ve noticed the “fewer ads for this long video” message popping up during videos longer than thirty minutes (and now it seems like longer than twenty minutes). Not only is that message condescending like they’re doing me a favor, but I’m pretty sure it’s not true, at least not by much; and the ads are definitely longer and mostly unskippable.
Like someone else says in this thread, it feels like extortion.
Agreed.
When I was much younger (which is to say when radio was prevalent over streaming music), there was a commercial that started with “now is a good time to test your brakes!” It made me want to slam my brakes to test them every time I heard it.
There was also a commercial that started with screeching tires and smashing glass. I hated that one.
I met my wife on IRC. She made the mistake of saying I was cute (I wasn’t and am not). We referenced it in our wedding vows.
15 years later, we’re married with a kid. She hasn’t realized, or at least acknowledged, her mistake yet. At least she doesn’t use IRC anymore, so I don’t have to worry about some other nerd stealing her from me.
You must wait to find out.
You’re allowed to add buttons? I thought modern phones only took them away.
Sorry for any confusion - it’s genuinely awesome that you guys connected. Just the usernames were funny to me.
I would love to find a relatively local friend on lemmy.
It’s a good day when a Texas drunk recognizes the contributions of the fartographer (a moniker my phone tried desperately to avoid).
Makes one wonder about the content of that “Radium Girls” book.
Oh, I had conflated the two! That makes sense.
Thanks for metaphorically having my back!