I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

Microsoft again?

When I challenge my established concepts with new ideas or angles, and realize my previously held truth doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, or is reinforced or expanded upon. For example, “is a hot dog a sandwich?” makes me reconsider how so much depends on context, and how we as humans crave labelling and categorizing to the point of it being detrimental (see biological sex vs gender, Star Trek edit wars, classical music and pornography cataloguing, etc)

Don’t ruin OP’s strategic wishful thinking

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab

truck boner go boing

Maybe they watched Predator, I saw something similar happen there

BUG-FUCKEN wild

Probably the best song about being horny and condeming women for it

bruh

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

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It’s a french word too, though that usually translates more to loitering

“Congratulations! Welcome aboard.”

• CD Projekt hiring team

“We didn’t get all the way there on January 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it and replace it with this, right here,” he said, gesturing to the crowd and holding up his fist.

Wait, I thought Jan 6 was antifa plants paid by Soros?

nice 😎