The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.

  • esc27@lemmy.world
    12·
    4 months ago

    Happily married, with a brand new baby, living in a large house, on a well established farm, with financial security and steady income, plus a small fortune in extremely valuable wine aging in the basement, near a friendly town with lots of festivities, where no matter how badly I screw up someone will find me and bail me out so that I can get home or see a doctor.

    • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      7·
      4 months ago

      Similarly, my egg farm has just hatched it’s 10 billionth chicken that lays dark matter eggs whilst living in their own micro universe, my bank account is sitting somewhere in the vicinity of 80+ zeroes after the number, and I regularly send ships to space to hunt for artifacts.

      I suppose I get to shoot down rogue drones while relaxing in an egg based utopia. I might have to deal with time cops at some point for using spliced timelines to make sure each egg is the highest possible quality, across all timelines that chicken exists in.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
    9·
    4 months ago

    Minecraft Survival? Well, I wasn’t playing on hardcore, so I guess I’d be alright.

    Or, hmm, on my phone, Pikmin Bloom. A vast army of adorable minions to accompany me as we wander around Chicago in search of public art; not so bad.

  • EndOfLine@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    4 months ago

    City of Heroes (20 year old game). As an NPC, I would be screwed, as a player character, it would be pretty sweet at for the first few days before the lack meaningful interactions and the constant “work” started to get to me.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
    6·
    4 months ago

    Valheim. My homestead is beautiful and densely forested. I’m well equipped and have provisions for days. I’m good.

    • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
      1·
      4 months ago

      Meanwhile me attempting the late game swoop on Mystra because Gale somehow managed to fuck up being the personal booty calls of one of the most powerful gods of the realm

  • grue@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    4 months ago

    I’d be a Starfleet Fleet Admiral in 2410, with a bunch of very OP starships under my command, so that would be pretty damn sweet!

    • 14th_cylon@lemm.ee
      3·
      4 months ago

      You have to realize that sto with its “to boldly kill, once again, what too many have killed before” is actually the mirror universe. So it would be only time until someone with more ships will take care of you.

      Maybe not so sweet after all…

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
    5·
    4 months ago

    Kerbal Space Program. So everything might be fine, or I might hit a mountain at mach 12, or I might be stuck on Moho forever hoping Matt Lowne joins Lemmy and can send the Blunderbirds to get me.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    5·
    4 months ago

    Deep Rock Galactic Galaxy’s Finest!

    I’m a greybeard with a crack crew but they get wreckless sometimes, and mining on Hoxxes is intrinsically dangerous. We don’t always make it back.