Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
Top down, then beard for last to seal in the flavor.
Well, usually i take my underwear off first…
It seems more efficient to wash it while you shower, no?
There’s dozens of us!
😂
When I see a comment I like or a comment that makes me smile or a comment that I perceive as advancing the conversation - even if it doesn’t match the other two requirements - I upvote.
It’s pretty rare that I see a comment that gets a physical or vocal reaction out of me. This is only the second one I can remember on lemmy. Your comment made me literally guffaw. My opinion isn’t anything special, but it’s all I have to offer and I want to make sure you know you had an impact on me. Thank you.
I’m glad I made such a short list 🙂 a bit of laughter is a good thing.
Why is that guy wearing underwear if he’s just gotten out of the shower? Does he put his underwear on and then dry himself? Am I doing showers wrong?!
No you leave it on in the shower.
As a fellow nevernude…
Top to bottom. Water runs downhill.
I use the side of my hand to squegee it all down, then just have to towel off a little dampness. Learned that technique as a kid when I went to camp and only had a hand towel size for 2 weeks because of poor packing.
I start with grit 60, working up to 120, then a 600 for the smoothest finish, then a once over with a buffing pad for a shine that really glows. Always top to bottom.
Pfft. No wet sanding with 1000, 2000, 4000, 8000. Amateur.
I just try to befriend the water and it vanishes.
You mean to tell me y’all aren’t just standing in front of a huge, industrial fan to dry off?
I dry from head to toe. I use two towel, one just for my hair because I have long-ass hair and by the time I’m done drying it, the towel is usually pretty damp so I have another for my body.
https://xkcd.com/37/ oh wow, I need some mind-bleach now.
Thanks for the LOL kind stranger, it’s been a while since going over the comments felt worthwhile like this.
I dry my croch and ass first so I can get that fresh whiff when the towel goes to my face.
I just shake the water off like a dog.
It’s good twerking practice, too!
Top to bottom but with D and E switched
I finish with the D too!
D2, B
Head to toe, my dudes. Any other way is objectively wrong.
Top to bottom-ish. But I consistently use one side of the towel for my face, and the other side for my junk. I know it doesn’t matter as I have cleaned up everywhere anyway, but I like to keep it separated anyway.
But do you track the face and junk sides across showers?
Yup! There’s that thing you can hang the towel from, I consider that side “up”.
I deviced this system as a child, I have honestly never stopped to think about whether it’s reasonable or not.
The tag or label on the towel.
I just have a human sized Dyson air blade. As I step out of the shower, hurricane force winds blow all the water back into it.
That actually sounds glorious, especially if it makes a ding-a-ling copter on your way out.