I want to be played by a dog
My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
What’s the story, Wishbone?
You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived and job well done.
🐶
There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play
basketballa person!:P
The Air Bud cinematic universe is a lawless hellscape
Is your name Beethoven by any chance?
Aubrey Plaza. She’s way hotter than me (that’s kinda the point), and not half Japanese (will make the racist parts confusing and/or hilarious) but she could definitely pull off my resting bitch face and general disdain for everything.
Danny Devito.
…I’m a woman.
I refer to him as Daddy DeVito
… I’m a dude.
Ed Sheeran. Specifically because he’s not an actor and would stumble through the movie just like I stumbled through life. All ginger, no plan.
All Ginger No Plan - that’s an amazing life motto. ;)
Sounds like the name of a stand up comedy special.
Sounds like an orange cat
Cannot stand the guy. Pretends to be humble as fuck. Shoots videos of himself being humble as fuck. Turns up in movies to unnecessarily defocus the scene.
Yeah the guy can sing and has a comfortable body, so does my dog.
I’m pretty tall, so the logical choice would be Tom Cruise on 12 inch heels.
Three Tom Cruises in a trenchcoat
Brad Pitt.
Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.
I want my movie to be cast entirely with Muppets and Tim Walz.
Best answer
Nicolas Cage
Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.
Christopher Walken, Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe, and Gary Oldman. All of them.
Everywhere, all at once.
So sorta like the imaginarium of Dr. parnissius? ( its called something along those lines lol)
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, with a made-up have surgery scene mid-film to explain the change.
They’re both male so I’m assuming you were very ugly and bald at some point but now not quite as ugly and your hairline is …un-receding?
Jk
I’m actually a beautiful woman. They will both have to agree to substantial surgeries before they agree to play me.
I can see cross going for that
The spirit of the 90s lives on
Zac Efron.
The girl I was crushing on in high school crushed on him really hard as he appeared in High School Musical. I spent wayyyy too much of my youth trying to emulate Zac Efron as a result. Eventually, that whole style just kinda became my whole style. Seems like a good fit.
John Malkovich, I don’t know why. I just like him. And I think he would be kind in my portrayal.
In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.
With your user name I was expecting another answer (and a pretty cool zombie movie)
Ditto. I think he could bring out the exasperation and pessimism that so much of my life warrants. And the transition to the good parts would be even funnier. “Oh, sorry honey, you’re why I keep going. I should have said that to him.”
Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with
Some lonely sad miserable and depressed actor
For the 5% of my adult life that I’ve had short hair and no beard: Quentin Tarantino. For the rest of my bearded, long-haired adulthood: Steve Burke from Gamers Nexus. But they need to have blue/green eyes and forehead wrinkles.
(Huh. On paper that just sounds like I look like Nick Offerman, but not really.)
