Dogs and cats are both fine. People who want to “train” a cat are misunderstanding the nature of the relationship, though. Do you train your friends to do what you want them to?
Eh. I’m more of a fan of hypnosis. Give them a trigger word, and then program them rather than train them. Make their trigger word something that wouldn’t come up in a natural conversation, and when they hear it, they drop to their knees, give you a blowjob, give you all their cash, and don’t remember any of it.
Dogs and cats are both fine. People who want to “train” a cat are misunderstanding the nature of the relationship, though. Do you train your friends to do what you want them to?
You don’t Pavlov condition all your friends?
You don’t?
If my friend had a habit of jumping on the kitchen counter and chasing after my ankles, then yes, I would train them to stop that.
Oh I get it, you’re one of those people with boring friends.
Eh. I’m more of a fan of hypnosis. Give them a trigger word, and then program them rather than train them. Make their trigger word something that wouldn’t come up in a natural conversation, and when they hear it, they drop to their knees, give you a blowjob, give you all their cash, and don’t remember any of it.
Oh, by the way…Bêtise!!!