Love Simone Giertz! She needs to bring back the pussy grabs back machine.

We ARE past the days of T-Model 101. Although Arnod looks a bit older these days…

This is what happens when you feed Audrey II viagra.

There’s a lot of people on this platform who take things very seriously. Internet comments are serious business, and jokes on here are like poking the bear.

Then I come along and I’m like Steve Irwin. "AW CRIKEY! IT’S THE GREAT LEMMY BEAR OF THE DECENTRALIZED TERRITORIES!!! THESE CREATURES CAN BE QUITE HOSTILE TOWARDS NON-LINUX USERS, AND ANYTHING SARCASTIC! THEY NEVER GET A CHANCE TO MATE, SO THEY’RE QUITE IRRITABLE!!!

…IMMA GO TICKLE THEIR BALLS!!!"

Try saying “Donkey” a lot. Cats love Shrek.

I mean…yes? That does seem like a reasonable solution to a non-problem. The real problem is the group of people who think they have a need and a right to control everybody else.

It’s not a new concept. People trying to control other people is a tale as old as time. I maybe agree with the rat, but I think the solution to the problem may be the Everette True way.

If you’ve never heard of Everette True, he’s a comic strip character from 100 years ago.

His comics all follow a very simple formula.

Panel 1 Everette incures a problem or issue

Then…

Panel 2 Everette beats the shit out of everybody.

Works for me! People want to ban books? Punch them! Or hit them in the head with a book! These are life lessions we need to teach our children!

When my cat would lay on her back, I’d grab and hold her paw that she stuck in the air. Then I’d say “Donkey. Donkey. Hey Donkey! My ears are tied, and Donkey Donkey Donkey!”

Why would I say this? Because cats don’t speak english. You can say ANYTHING as long as it’s in a positive voice!

Is your lawn a network of millions of people, which censors differing opinions, and deletes others signs?

I’ve always said that in order to get access to the internet, you should need a yearly updated photograph of your genitals that is easily displayed whenever you post something online.

That way, when you try to sway someones opinions, they can see how big your penis is, and say “No actually, shut up. You have a small penis, Elon Musk!”

Finally a way for the big penis club members to be taken seriously intellectually, and not just paraded around for our good looks!

This is the reason I don’t get PS+.

I see the cheapest option, and think “oh…but I don’t go online much, and thats too little value for that high price.”

Then for a little more money you get a little more value.

Then for a little MORE value, you get the retro games from PS1 and PS2.

And then I realize that’s DOUBLE the cheapest option, to play games that are 20-30 years old.

So I put 2 and 2 together, and decide this whole thing is pissing me off. Fuck it, I’ll just emulate the damn things…

That tracks.

I would be mad that everyone ELSE got a balloon and not me.

Then I’d be mad that I’m 41, and mad about a balloon.

Then I’d be mad at realizing I probably have anger management issues.

Am I the only one confused by why a vacume needs a live video feed? Who’s sitting there thinking “I want to watch what my vacume sees!”

I’ve been trying to learn linux for like 15 years off and on.

I still don’t have a clue what I’m doing.

Ok, here’s what you do. Basic step 1, and I can’t believe I even have to say this…but you GOTTA show up 45 minutes late, and completely wasted. Wearing clothes that have been worn daily for years, but never once washed.

Then, you INSIST there’s no drugs in your system, and you’ll give them a free urine sample right now! That’s when you whip out your cock, and power wash the judges face with your urine from 10 feet away.

Next…you need to INSIST you know the legal proceedings of a court better than the judge, the baliff, the cops in the courthouse, any public defenders or lawyers in attendance. YOU get to tell THEM what to do. Rememer, you’re entitled to everything you demand. They’ll respect you so much more for knowing how these things work. You’d be surprised how many disrespectful assholes show up in a suit, with combed hair, and brushed teeth, totally sober! It’s a disgrace that they would accept responsibility by saying they made a mistake, and plead no contest. How do they expect to have anal sex with the judge, and super models, and do cocaine, when there’s no reason for them to fear you. That’s how the world works!

Contain coolant? Were these machines internally air conditioned???

What if it weren’t a donation? What if the situation were a once annual subscription where your use of the software is reliant on that subscription cost?

Yes, I realize KDE is still open source, but what if they did this anyways?

I mean…you say “probably”, but that’s actually a direct quote. They legitimately said that, word for word.

Hey! Whoa! That’s a bit misleading, don’t you think?

He’s more of a shit buffet. A never ending supply of shit!

Let’s at least be accurate!

Found the guy buying Nestle products.