I’m torn between “uh, what” and “no.”

Not in a million years.

There is no such thing as a perfectly accurate touch pad “click”. Most people (myself included) tend to see their finger slip (even just a millimeter) to the right or the left when pressing down to click on a touchpad. It leads to go knows how many times that my cursor in the middle of typing has suddenly jumped to a completely different line. In fact, it’s why they implemented the option to turn off the touchpad when typing.

So now let’s introduce ANOTHER use to that part of the keyboard. Not only do we have to deal with a wandering cursor, but we have to deal with random spaces popping into existence every time we try to scroll.

Screw that.

Honestly? No.

Sounds like too much integration, so when something goes wrong with one part you now have a wonderful, probably expensive, machine with 70% functionality that you can’t justify replacing outright.

Now you end up with a dongle to replace that 30% function you lost that ends up working better than the original part and you realize you should have just done that from the start.

I’m probably just bitter, but “Fool me once…”

I can’t remember the last time I had to print something out on dead trees. Pass.

I already carry a mouse with me when I travel because I hate laptop touchpads. So double pass on an even smaller area of integrated touchpad/spacebar.

That sounds awful. We already have trackpoint to use a mouse in a compact device.

The printer would add so much bulk that it would no longer be a compact laptop anymore. I know you personally want one (from your recent post), but just carry a separate device or velcro it to the back of the laptop.

Does it come with a subwoofer and doubles as a coffee maker? In that case no…

No.

But I would immediately buy a new laptop with a track ball and mouse buttons like this one

I’ve only seen one irl, and they are incredibly intuitive to use, and you don’t accidentally move the mouse while typing

No, I don’t really have a use for an A5 printer.

I’m also not sure if a spacebar-sized touchpad would be all that great.

Edit: I checked back on this post out of curiosity. Some people really are a bit dramatic when it comes to touchpads.

Are they the best pointing device ever?: No. Will they cause your fingers to wither away and your hair to fall out?: also no.

No, but can you make one with spacebar heating?

Nope. Too much hassle for the once a decade that I need a printer.

Absolutely not. I loathe gestures my touchpad and disable everything I can.

I print roughly two or three things per year, and they’re always bigger than A5, so that would be a completely useless feature for me.

nope.

I wouldn’t personally buy one, but provided the spacebar was big enough, it probably wouldn’t be terrible to use. Not so long ago, mouse touchpads weren’t that big, so it could potentially work.

But for someone who cared about such a compact thing, I have to wonder if they would prefer a mouse nipple over a spacebar-mouse.

No, it’s been years since I printed anything, and I’m not willing to start now.

• I’m coming up on three years with my current employer and never felt the need to even find a printer
• I was planning to get a laser printer now that I no longer need color for school projects…. But what would I want to print?