I don’t think I wanna know
He died doing what he loved!
Ceasefire Violation?
It finally caught up to me
Starving, because I couldn’t remember where I hid my nuts.
The fucking Russians, of course.
Morti means “of death” in Latin. I guess I’m going to die of death…
Oh god
Either heart goes out during orgy, or torn to shreds by an uprising
To shreds you say?
And the women?
To shreds you say?
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that’s a vibe killer now, because it doesn’t feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
I’m not sure I want to know…
Inviting my Farmville girlfriend over.
It’s fairly self explanatory
Tree