Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!
Ibuprofen and an energy drink.
What makes the green grass grow?
Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off
Do you not?
Tears and toilet paper.
Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet
Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude
Big (mouth) bass-shaped bass guitar?
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won’t matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that’s missing the ball.
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
A laptop and an anal plug.
A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?
