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I don’t particularly trust the alpacamallow.
You shouldn’t. Alpacas are notoriously untrustworthy.
This reads like an SCP that absorbs you into its fluff as soon as you touch it.
If we were lost in the wild this alpaca could take care of me.
O_o
In what way???
Like if it was slightly cold out there would be fluff available.
That’s a floofy packa.
What if John Goodman was an alpaca.
Is there a Ralph’s around here?
Tiger(or whatever big lives in that area): and how the fuck should I eat that?!
this dude needs a haircut
Missed opportunity not calling it a Mallowpaca IMO
(Or Mallpacaow)
Yo, it’s J.D. Vance
