Oh, yay! More stuff for corporations to murder.

Pristine? Not for long!

~Humanity

Aaaand tourists stomped it into rubble

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Phew, was getting worried that our war against the non-humans would miss a spot

Don’t tell people about it!

except for all the microplastics and actual plastics floating around they’re 100% ‘pristine’

Jesus Christ, people can celebrate some good news without frantic doomerisms it seems…

That’s a bleaching

Dont friggin touch it