I was thinking about sentences that can tell the entire story on their own. I have 2 common examples:
- So, I started to play WOW
- My husband was 20 older than me
I can already tell how is gonna develop and end. What other sentences you know that have this effect?
“I’m sorry that you…”
… feel offended by my point of view.
I loaned one of my friends $500 two months ago and
"I don’t like to spread rumors … "
Have you heard of GME?
Hello there…
“I promise” followed by anything. That thing will 100% not happen.
I promise that I am lying to you right now
I promise that in a few hours the sun will rise.
You’ve done doomed us all, donnie!
Once upon a time…
Dont worry, you can trust me
Some wonderful “rhetoric” filled examples, as well as an unrelated all time clasic
- “Your generation is so entitled-”
- (in reference to progressive language) “It’s so hard to keep up-”
- Any mention of J*rdan P*terson in a positive light
- "So, we noticed you across the bar and love your style-
“I’m not racist, but” oh, they are going to say something racist.
it’s not you, it’s me.
we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle’s extended warranty.
and getting married, love at first sight!
…whatever could go wrong?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
“Yes, I have! We learned about him at the Academy. It turns out it was an ironic nickname given to him by his peers after his disciple basically took him down. One of those lessons in knowledge and treachery, meant as a fable for building false trust, but some idiots are empowered it.”
