I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.
If you’re driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.
only for 40 years
Sometimes when I’m with my 5 and 3 year olds, yeah.
Working in a grocery store in high school blunted that fun for me, because when you’re busy and trying to go in and out those doors can be frustratingly slow. I like to think better of my Jedi powers.
But, since then, I do get the desire to shoulder-check the door to pop it off the tracks - so I can use it as a swing door. I got good at doing it when I’d do cart returns.
Frequently
Wait, there are people who don’t? J/k but I like to pretend to kick the air as if I’m kicking a door open/down. I get looks, and I’m okay with that.
That’s what I thought, too. It’s almost like a second nature to wave my hand across those automatic doors.
I make Sith force gestures
yes
And at stoplights, yes.
“You will turn green”
turns green
“Yeah, I’m a fuckin’ Jedi.”
“No you’re not. You just watched the light on the cross street.”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
You mean other people don’t?!?
I don’t always use my Jedi powers, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.
No. But when a door doesn’t open I always think of the Simpsons episode where Bart sold his sole to Milhouse.
No, but I’m going to. Thanks.
I like to do a little karate chop
I used to, but my timing was so bad it was just embarrassing.
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