I’ll start. In my family, no one can get away with grammatical or spelling misstakes.
having needs
“You don’t need glasses/braces/a new toothbrush (!?), you’re just being dramatic!”
“There’s nothing wrong with you. Shut up or I’ll give you something to complain about.”
Dad?
Coming out of the closet.
❤️🏳️🌈
Can’t tell if the spelling misstakes are engagement bait or just a sad irony.
It’s bait of course.
Work.
Grew up on a tobacco farm, didn’t matter what was going on, if there was work it had to be done.
Dang, are you guys like old world royalty, and wealthy as fuck?
Treating mental health issues, because they apparently don’t exist.
Not taking shoes off at the door
Same here. No one wears shoes in the house.
Eating the last one of any snack.
Who gets to eat it?
Nobody. The last one must remain on the plate. Anyone who goes for it gets admonished.
No one, until supplies are replenished. Once there’s more than one it’s fair game again.
My family is pretty chill. I can do pretty much whatever.
Having dreams or being understood.
Being left alone.
You grew up on reddit?
Are we related?
It might be more likely than you might think.
*mistakes
Mistakes were made…
–Sylvanas Windrunner
Miss Steaks.
Miss takes.
Takes what?
Racism
I feel like this needs to be rephrased
Stealing the poop knife
Fucker. Keep your hands off my poop knife.
