The left half

Please add Fishing Barents sea to your megasim please. My Sjarken needs to sell its pollock in your fish market simulator

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

We rent this mess now

What are they hiding from us?!

He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.

Hard at work in the chocolate milk mines

It hatched.

Wise, but executed for being annoying.

But at what cost?

19 minute video on air fryers? I don’t own an air fryer. I’m not in the market for an air fryer. I’m not very interested in air fryers.

technology connections

Fucks sake

Clicks link

Nothing wrong with that

I’d rather gargle the pasta sauce

I just experienced my first period as a 38 year old male. I know almost nothing about them, so this is gonna be a wild ride for anyone who reads my stats.

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

Just look up, bro

I wouldn’t use non-alc wine, it invariably tastes like shit.

I would use chicken stock, veg stock, a thin tomato juice.

I’ve never deglazed with grape juice, but it might be an interesting experiment. Or perhaps you can deglaze with chicken stock and then add the grape juice for its flavour profile. It would be hella sweet and tangy and not much like red wine, but as long as it tastes good, that’s all that matters

Well you wouldn’t, because it’s so diluted. Imagine you’re deglazing with half a cup, and half of that boils away. That leaves you with 60ml of 15% ABV which is 8 grams of alcohol. If this meal serves 4, the alcohol consumed by each person is 2g.

Compare this to a single shot of vodka, which contains 17.5g of pure alcohol. You would have to eat 9 portions to consume the equivalent of 1 shot, and if you do that, you probably won’t be invited back.

TIL

A team of guinea pigs?