“You want to check my ass? Sir, I’m not a CEO, why would I have anything up my ass?”

I don’t need nor want to download the damn files in the first place. Most games won’t allow me to delete them either

Which sucks for anyone that doesn’t have a 8GB+ GPU. I’m fine with 1024x1024 textures, I don’t need or want higher res textures, I want good framerates

Same reason people still use Unity after the whole shitfest on “per install tax”: large community, huge knowledge base, tutorials everywhere, professional courses that focus on it.

Kinda ironic that the Unreal Tournament games (99, 2004, 3) were all incredibly optimized.

I’ve had a few opportunities to play Red Alert 2 with my dad. He always obliterated me, I was too much of a turtle player.

There was one time I won against him, but it was pretty obvious to my 14yo ass that he let me. I asked and he just smiled.

I should probably challenge him sometime nowadays

You should ask for the OG green lantern ring, just magic

Just yesterday I saw a post on lemmy that said that turkish xitter users were migrating to bluesky. Didn’t bother opening to see the comments or read it. Seeing this now, all I can think is “well, what did they expect?”

I’ve heard people complain a lot about its resource usage on the server side, that the advantages of it running on elixir are moot unless the instance has over 1k people. The web UI leaves a lot to be desired, true, but at least it’s not such a client-side resource hog/browser crasher as misskey/sharkey

But does it calculate on the price you paid or the default price of the games? Because that’d make a big difference

Do you go to the gym, or do pushups frequently? If you do, you should manage to do that thing with the pectorals after a while

Good relation with family

Let’s see if the physical disc once said anything about needing an online connection for single play. Oh look, it did not, the subscription required was only for 2-8 players network play.

Let’s compare with Destiny 2’s back cover, a game that is a MMO and thus “cannot be owned” by the players. Hey, a “Online Play (Required)*” sticker that is not present on The Crew! The fine print has a bit that states that “Activision makes no guarantee of regarding availability of online play or features, and may modify or discontinue online services at its discretion without notice.”

FF14 also had a “Online Play (Required)*” sticker on its back cover. It clearly states on the rectangular bit above the T Rating: “Users are granted only a limited, revocable license and do not own any intellectual property in the game or game data”

You deceived consumers, Ubisoft. “Online Play Required” is not there, so the game should remain playable offline.

“Stable life despite most dreams being crushed? Ok, that doesn’t sound bad… Shouldn’t have stopped drawing? Wait, you’re teaching kids how to draw as a volunteer and liking it?? That was unexpected.”

Immature? No. Fucking stupid? Totally. I’m a man and if a friend approached me with that idea, I’d be “fuck yeah, let’s do it”

The picture itself will obviously pique anyone’s curiosity, so I hope you have a better story behind it than “Oh, I just wanted an icebreaker”, or that the taking of the picture generates a good story! 😆

What was that they said during the stupid reddit thingy with stock markets? “It’s not a casino”?

For Super Hogwarts against the muggle menace?

I believe one game lasted months

Ah, so a typical match of tennis

Last I played was as an adult with 3 other friends. To make it tolerable we had a rule that, on landing on someone else’s property, we could either pay up or drink a shot of rum. Mistakes were made.

Nintendo and their lawyers can go suck an elephant dick.

From part 8 of the newest doc

the boarding character is selected among a plurality of characters the player character owns in association with providing a second operation input when the player character is in the air, cause the player character to board an air boarding character and bringing the character into a state where the player character can move in the air

and while the player is aboard the air boarding character, move the player character, aboard the air boarding character, in the air based on a third operation input

Plurality of mounts and “second operation when in the air” ain’t new, World of Warcraft had that in 2007 with Burning Crusade. I have no clue what “third operation input” means there.

A lot of the other alterations seem to focus on “air boarding character”, probably because they realized that you can only change your mount in Palworld manually while on ground or water, which kept glider pals safe, as they were the only ones you could summon while in the air.

No, on those older versions you have to short two pins of the right joycon slot to enter a factory mode, where you can then push a payload from another device, usually a PC. Restarting the console undoes the unlock, so you have to push the payload again