Media acting all surprised when “anti-Woke” means Hitler. That’s exactly what it means.

I’m not sure not wanting to die in a food root is a gene.

What about not having children?

You can choose not to drive bleeding edge technology, but sadly you have no choice in whether to share the road with it.

The bit about alewives is. The hat thing is supposition.

Is this specifically relating to the difference between Victoria and Mississippi?

Victoria is that low cos they don’t fuck around when it comes to driving fines. The speed limit means limit, and they’re cracking down hard on drivers using phones.

Mine picks at the side of the mattress until I give in and swing my legs out, then she runs off to the food bowl to eat the biscuits that are always there overnight. She doesn’t even need me to do that!

Women in tall hats used to brew beer - which makes your penis feel bigger - in a cauldron at markets, but then men wanted to brew beer so they drove the women out and the image became part of the iconography of witchcraft.

Keep people in adjacent cages on a big rectangle of concrete next to a swamp so they get all the social time they need. Kid Rock plays to keep up morale every Friday night.

Could just be a regular necromancy zombie.

Any of the big popular RPG series. I got through Mass Effect 2 (it was on offer for a quid) but have no desire to go back, and I know that’s one of the more action-based games. I also played Witcher 3 up to Skellig but just can’t bring myself to finish it.

Only for really basic things. I’m trying to use it to build tools in the background while I do real work, but it quickly falls into a pattern of presenting a working product that actually doesn’t work at all (and then If have to dedicate a lot more time analysing the generated code to find out why. It often can’t fix its own workings even with a “reasoning” model.)

I can’t believe he knows anybody like that. You think you know somebody…

My new laptop came with Windows 11, but that’s gone now. Steamdeck must be helping with these figures too. Good work everyone.

Absolutely not, but I might get back in the gym.

Intentional BSOD-coloured branding?

Jam.

Kind of assumed they’d already done this, otherwise what is Zuckerberg?

The world service was always free because it’s a propaganda platform that promotes Britain and British values abroad. I guess they are content just to push Reform propaganda to a domestic audience from now on.