Dafuq is tea? - Murican

Mine is really close to one of the ones on least common. 16 year old me dun good I guess.

Damn, I’m 4 hours late

I’ve always suspected he bombarded the wallstreetbets threads with bullish sentiment as well.

I’m not, but I’ve disconnected the Internet from it. It can try all it wants to send the data to the mother ship.

This is the way

My friend from work doesn’t drink water. Like. At all. She drinks Diet coke like all day. She’s in her 50’s and has a ton of health issues. I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

And if you do have said spyware, the robber could be holding up his drivers license reciting his social security number while doing it on video and the cops still wouldn’t bother pursuing the lead.

What’s the first rule of rule club?

I remember back when iPods were a thing, I hated how you couldn’t drag and drop files, and manage your own storage. Syncing seemed so stupid, and I couldn’t believe that they were so popular. The thing they had going for them is it’s idiot proof to the point where it pissed off anyone who knew what they were doing. That’s been Apple’s MO since roughly that era, and I can’t stand their products because of it.

Wasn’t expecting a guns akimbo reference.

I’ve been on antibiotics for the better part of the last month, so I guess I’m doing my part.

I’ll give 'em tree fiddy

Found it. 4 minute mark. Weird to think Alex Jones was on George W. Bush protest song unironically

https://youtu.be/P7tRQD31LI8

This was sampled in a hip hop song, and I’m only now realizing it was Alex fucking Jones. I can’t remember who, but at 0:23 I was like I’ve definitely heard this rant before, and now it’s gonna drive me nuts til I find the song.

Didn’t realize she was Cersei. Thanks random YouTube video

Star wars episode 3.

Apparently not. Primus sucks friend

It sounds cool in theory, but modern tech companies aren’t going to make what you wanted as a kid. Whatever they make will be heavily enshittified.

Guess what Tim Apple? No one wants them just like no one wanted your stupid headset that I honestly can’t even remember what it was called.