Leave it on some form of mass transit before you leave

I kinda like it but rings bother me more than watches

If antitrust laws aren’t enforced, is it really illegal?

Or on Reddit after everybody left Digg

Way back in the 90s my friend and I let two instances of Eliza talk to each other for hours.

Pretty much.

It’s like the Electric Monk but for fascist indoctrination

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Nah, if you want good meat you need to finish us on acorns and apples.

Aliens don’t want us. We’re not well socialized, messy, and eat terrible food so we’ll taste awful.

True, they just sell it to their investors as a panacea

I wish just once we could have some kind of tech innovation without a bunch of douchebag techbros thinking it’s going to solve all the world’s problems with no side effects while they get super rich off it.

When I die I want it to be quick, but with a good ten seconds warning. That way I have a chance to enjoy not having any responsibilities or deadlines at least for a bit.

I never saw any stars. I just saw the prices.

As a 90s kid I’m incredibly good at T9 text input, which is what I use the phone buttons in my car for

Chewbacca. Because I am also large, hairy, and communicate in a series of grunts and growls

I think a lot of our social problems could be solved if we were repeatedly told to be kind - rewind

I was working the booth at a conference and the sales guys closed some big deal there and took everybody at the conference out to a four star restaurant. Since it was in a legal state me and the woman from marketing got really baked before we went in and had $200 steaks with a $400 bottle of wine. There were like 10 people, too so the whole bill must have been at least $4,000.

She was high as hell the whole time and trying to hide it, which was hilarious for me to watch.

I’ve also had Iron Chef Morimoto make sushi for me but since I paid it didn’t feel above my station.

It’s a book series and it’s not about the East India Company per se, though they make frequent appearances, but the Aubrey/Maturin books by Patrick O’Brien are incredibly good. The first one is called Master & Commander which inspired the Russell Crowe movie of the same name.

I’d be interested if this sort of exaggeration humor was common in Victorian England. Giving them all those things each day has a very “Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory” vibe that would be very amusing after a wassail or two.