Farting.

That little girl smiling at the camera while a house is burning in the background.

I honestly think the same, there’s too many weirdos out there.

Yes, I did stuff like this when I was a kid, everybody does, but no, I wasn’t actively encouraged to do so, au contraire, my parents always taught me how to behave in public and I’m grateful for it. Kids will become adults one day, if they are never taught how to behave they’ll probably end up being entitled pricks that think they can do whatever they want whenever they want.

The author admits to have let their kids, who are 2yo and 4yo roam free in restaurants to the point they have ended up in the kitchen, that right there tells you how responsible of a parent she is and how good of an approach hers is.

Not beating the crap outta your children is at the very least a good start.

The hammer is pure chaos, I love it!

Fingering?

Would love to use a MP3 player with wired earphones but the kinda decent ones are like $200 — which may not be much for some but it is for me and my third-world salary.

You have a WonderSwan Color? That’s so cool, I always wanted one.

I need complete silence for stuff that require precision and concentration, working and reading are the main ones. I could read manga or something in a not so quiet environment but that’s it.

Weekend at Bernie’s, I really like it.

That’s true, my wifi was coming and going so I didn’t get to elaborate more in my original comment.

To quote user Earflap: what?

That’s because the amount of alcohol you need to survive is 0, sugar on the other hand is both, needed and “bad”.

Yeah, the company that donated one million dollar to a mfer that promised nothing but fascism is not fascist…

But mostly the chips thing, right?

I can relate, eating the whole apple is so efficient, even the wood thingy.

“You almost ran over a five year old with your oversized vehicle, thanks for breaking! This segment is brought to you thanks to BetterHelp…”

I mostly play JRPGs so I was in the same boat as you a while ago, I got to like the game after my girlfriend fell in love with it, making versions of the people you know and then overseeing their actions and the whackiness that ensues is pretty fun.