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      But will you install the printer…naked?

      clicks a remote, and the room gets dark with a blacklight disco ball, and Barry White playing

      I’ve taken the liberty of purchasing two snickers bars…one for you…one for daddy!

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        1 month ago

        sweet! relaxed dress code, free music and snacks, and a family workplace culture!? this is what us millenials want for our careers after all!

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        🥵 please daddy let me siphon the ink out of the used printer cartridges to fill up my aftermarket resettable cartridges