Like reverse Armageddon?
I thought reverse Armageddon was where you send astronauts to go work in a mine for … reasons?
I can picture Steve Buscemi in this standing on earth this time, stating “this place is like Dr. Seuss’s worst nightmare”
I’d watch it.
I would think that Allah would be able to figure something out without needing nuclear weapons.
… And yet, here we are.
indeed
If Allah cared we would all be in hell already.
Wait a minute…
Asking for a friend?
Settle down there Dr.Evil…
The hard part is launching a nuke without setting off nuclear armageddon when all of the nuke-holding countries panic and launch theirs, so uh … why bother with the asteroid part?
Consider the complexity of getting this right:
I don’t know, but someone should try. Maybe it would knock us into a less stupid timeline.
It would blow apart the asteroid.
A lot of then aren’t sold rocks, but loose groups of small rocks and dust held together only by a small amount of gravity because there’s nothing else around.