The once-critical white COVID-19 vaccination cards are being phased out. Vaccines are not being distributed by the federal government anymore, so the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped printing new cards.
  • runjun@lemmy.world
    894·
    1 year ago

    Hey NWO conspiracy big brains. I thought this was supposed to be a permanent visa?

    • Unaware7013@kbin.social
      552·
      1 year ago

      I’m still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am…

      • Billiam@lemmy.world
        312·
        1 year ago

        Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn’t activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie?

        Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.

        • Dark ArcAEnglish
          141·
          1 year ago

          Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss

      • WashedOver@lemmy.ca
        61·
        1 year ago

        2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal…